Welcome to Short Shit Theatre, a collection of audio and visual clips to help the body manage its waste. Listen to these in RealAudio, or peruse the Flash archives.

Short Shit Theatre Audio Squirts

The Blair Witch Projects
A trailer....

Nipple Juice
Where'd that come from?

Hulk and Funke duet
worms and grapes and fudgie mops

Joey Manatellia's Tit-Naming Ceremony
title speaks for itself huh?

Grampa finds his penis
You ever put a pickle in your butt, bobby?

Piece of Corn!

Last Friday - the newest short piece...detailing a call to your local escort service.

In the Locker Room - a full length feature. Well, it's about five minutes long, but hey that's pretty damn long for a short shit theatre piece. It's about 500k, so you'll have to wait about 5 minutes on 28.8. Do what you want, your a big kid now.

Charlie Get Comfortable - another short feature, not as long as the one above. The touching story of friends, and their little quirks.

Get it Before The Flys Do
just close the window when it's over

The Funked Adult Pic of the Month
Whatever month you choose. May want to make sure and check that you're 18.

The Doughnut
A line piece by Zach "Rock-Fucking-Star" Shipps

The Little God People
cute little praying objects ***sound

The Bob Guy Show
Internet superstar Ted Buttlic

Preview for Peter
Somebodies got to...

Something about those flowers
just seems odd...


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