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SASSETTE COMES CLEAN ABOUT HER ANOREXIA: In a stirring interview with Scoop Smurf, Sassette finally confessed her bouts with anorexia. Although it had been rumored for quite sometime, Sassette had never publically admitted her condition. "It is hard to be the only other Girl Smurf," weeped an emotional Sassette. "I always felt the other Boy Smurfs thought I was too fat because all I ever hear about is Smurfette Smurfette Smurfette." Her face tightened and I thought she was going to cry again. "You know, I used to hate her. But I don't know anymore." It is no secret that Sassette used to hate her. Convicted 3 years of hiring a hit Smurf to smurf Smurfette on the knee with a lead pipe, Sassette spent the last three years under mushroom arrest. Now free, she

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is still haunted by health problems from starving herself.On some days, Sassette would only eat one smurfberry, often a lower calorie blue smurfberry. She looks a lot smurfier today. "I feel like a new smurf. Smurfette has forgiven me, Greedy Smurf has me on a diet to gain smurfy weight, and I'm getting back to smurfy blue instead of pasty blue." The smile is definitely smurfing her face now. She looks happy and healthy. It is good to have Sassette back.

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