|BIO-SMURFACLE WEAPON (cont.)|
Political ally of Envoy, Hippie Smurf, did speak at length with Smurfy Times. "You see what we have done here? The war-mongers and Papa Smurf have smurfed the entire treaty. We have better ways of avoiding Gargamel than smurf-gas. We can move the village. We can build underground. Or, we could negociate with him. I know he is interested in gold. Perhaps we could get him some gold and then he would leave us alone instead of trying to smurf us into gold all the time. Bio-smurfacle warfare is not the answer. It will lead to more bio-smurfacle warfare. Papa Smurf's time is over. It is time that more modern, rational Smurfs start calling the shots around Smurf Village." Last month, Hippie Smurf started a smurf in Smurf Village by accusing Papa Smurf and the SDF of the manufacturing of bio-smurfacle weapons that were dangerous to Smurfs. Specifically, the G'Napp Fly menace of a decade ago. The G'Napp Incident was later blamed on an accident at Brainy Smurf's house when the proto-type g'napp fly was able to escape from confinement. Papa Smurf, although politically damaged by the incident, has not lost his smurf in the polls. However, this new incident threatens to turn ugly. Pro-smurfs for the development of Bio-smurfacle weapons point out that the fairies have been using pixie dust for years and have shown no sign of changing their reliance on their magical sprinkles. "It is not the same thing," smurfs in Hippie Smurf, "fairy dust doesn't hurt anysmurf. These weapons are designed to smurf. If we don't stop, then the Snorks won't stop. And if the Snorks don't stop, they'll have the fly. You can guess the rest." Papa Smurf and the SDF have not commented or even acknowledged Hippie Smurf's charges in the press. However, Papa Smurf does maintain that the treaty will smurf on through and he is committed to a smurfiness and peace for the whole Smurf Village.