SMURF VILLAGE:
Yesterday, Smurf Village was smurfed once again by Gargamel, the evil old wizard from the forest. Smurf Village, which has not been smurfed in nearly three full smurfs endured the evil smurfing sometime after dawn.
"We picked him up on the smurfdar," reported Captain Hefty Smurf of the Smurf Defense Force, "but he was too clever this time. Just when it looked like the old wizard had once again forgot his way, he changed direction and smurfed in too fast. Then, he basically smurfed the smurf out of the
East Smurf. (Continued on Smurf 3)
BIO-SMURFACLE WEAPON NON-PROLIFERATION TREATY TEMPORARILY STALLED
Papa Smurfs' House, Smurf Village: In
the wake of the use of smurf-gas to repel Gargamel, the Snork Confederation
was up in arms. "On the verge of a near ratification, all smurf is about to
break loose," stated Envoy Smurf, the ambassasmurf to the Snork Confederation.
"We were so close, and then they go and smurf this." Snork Confederation ambassasnork,
Henry Snorkinger, expressed dis-snorkment at the development. "I'm shocked
that they used it, but not surprised that they had it. This has been the contention
of the Snorks for quite sometime. The Smurfs have been stockpiling weapons
of mass snorkdom for quite some time. And we will not snork for it." Envoy
Smurf, backed by Hippie Smurf and the Smurfy-Peace movement tried to re-start
negotiations, but to no avail. Ambassasnork Snorkinger stormed out of Papa
Smurf's house and back to the Snork Embassy without further comments. "This
whole smurf just got a lot more complicated." A dejected Envoy was quoted.
(Continued on Smurf 3)
