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Leave the world a personal epitaph for eternity!

Use our web-based form to tell the world what you want it to know about you. And even add a Photo of yourself! Choose from a wide variety of stationary! The page will stay on our site, for eternity! For examples see:    Sample One       Sample Two

Our Single Plot package is perfect for those without any family! It's like having your own website!

  • 10MB of storage
  • 20MB bandwidth usage
  • FTP Access
  • Frontpage Extensions
  • Timed Emails!

Our Family Plot package gives you a living site that can contain all the details of your family!

  • 20MB storage
  • 40MB Bandwidth
  • 2 POP email addresses
  • FTP Access
  • Frontpage Extensions
  • Timed Emails!

For the growing and decreasing large family!

  • 50MB storage
  • 100 MB bandwidth
  • Chat room, Guestbook, Message Board!
  • 5 POP Email Addresses
  • Timed Emails

Ultra VALUE!!! This is the best Package yet!

Own your own server!

Provide email, email, and resell your space to relatives!

Build your own communities! Provide Web Design services**

Our new servers are specially designed by our patented specs. Along with the actual technical parts, our NASA inspired technology is designed to be airtight. That's right, it means you can store a loved one, inside the server!
With the optional WebCam service you can even catch the decomposition at ANYTIME!

Each of our servers can hold two bodies, making them perfect for couples. Smaller servers can be used to hold children. All this at one low monthly rate!!!

** Design services provided in cooperation with Eternal Design


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