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We offer a service for those who wish to keep in contact with their families. Our Timed Emails are stored and sent out on the date you specify. You can have one sent out at your death, or maybe on the anniversary, or even randomly throughout the year - for eternity! Each email can be up to 100k, and can contain photos!

See some of our samples below!

Email Sample:

Dearest Love,

I Miss you. I remember your eyes. They used to tear a bit when you laughed. I remember how you used to stand in the bathroom and make faces at the mirror in the morning, or your nights sleepless, watching
Godzilla movies.
I remember how you would always take different ways home and confuse me. Do you remember me? It doesn't matter.
I remember you. I used to watch you all the time. Pretty little flower you
were, always hungry for the camera. Oh you use to be such a little
tease, you would anger my little friend, you would have him frothing at the mouth. Have you washed yours shoes lately? I wonder if your
backdoor still doesn't lock right?

I am thinking about you up here

....just sitting through eternity thinking about you.

Love, forever cowboy

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